SPAM Introduces Figgy Pudding Flavor for Christmas
You can bet your ears will be ringing soon. Every year, the same holiday music is played. You’ll keep hearing them in your brain like an earworm pushing further and deeper into your skull over the course of the holiday season. This air worm’s purpose is to eat away at your soul, drag you out to the mall, and force you to spend your hard-earned money on individuals you hardly ever speak to throughout the year. Yes, it’s the holiday season. Oh, and the song also wishes listeners a pleasant holiday season and a prosperous new year. What exactly makes this year happy? Evidently, it will be if you get some figgy pudding handed to you.
Figgy pudding brightens any scenario. Wait… What on earth is figgy pudding? If you’re wondering, as I do, figgy pudding is actually British slang for steamed cake or a light dessert. Gross. That’s sort of nasty. It’s a Christmas treat that’s typically made with raw beef or mutton fat, eggs, brown sugar, spices, breadcrumbs, dried fruit, and, of course, Brandy.
They may have wished to bring some figgy pudding for that reason. It’s all the alcohol! This Christmas season, there’s even more reason to get excited if you’re a huge lover of figgy pudding. Everyone’s favorite can of unknown meat is Spam!! They just announced figgy pudding flavor Spam! Yum.
For a limited time, two cartons of SPAM Figgy Pudding can be purchased on Amazon for $10 or Walmart.com for a little bit more. You better hurry because on SPAM.com, the meat is already out of stock.
However, it’s not actually figgy pudding. It is a considerably meatier variation. Even though it is flavored like figgy pudding, the main component is still pork.
The most recent holiday flavor that SPAM developed was surprisingly well-liked. In 2019, their pumpkin spice edition was immediately sold out.