PHILADELPHIA, PA - AUGUST 05: The Phillie Phanatic looks on from the empty seats during Game Two of the doubleheader against the New York Yankees at Citizens Bank Park on July 27, 2020 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The Yankees defeated the Phillies 3-1. (Photo by Mitchell Leff/Getty Images)

Fans may not be allowed at the games, but mascots are actually employees. So they’re in the stands. Alone. And quite obviously – bored. I mean, your job is to interact with fans who, in some cases, are made of cardboard. What are you gonna do?