20 Dad Jokes You Need in Time for Father’s Day
This post originally written by WJBR On-Air Personality, Taylor Brooke. Taylor broadcasts Live on WJBR 3-7pm on Saturdays.
This Sunday, June 20th, is Father’s Day. I might be the only 24 year old female working in radio that LOVES a good “Dad Joke” so I decided to share my top 20 Dad Jokes. Buckle up, get ready to cringe, and share some of these at the dinner table with your dad this Sunday!
- What rock group has four men that don’t sing? Mount Rushmore.
- What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
- Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!
- I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help!
- What did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door? “Close the door, I’m dressing!”
- “Where do fruits go on vacation?” “Pear-is!”
- “Where do you learn to make a banana split?” “Sundae school.”
- “Where do boats go when they’re sick?” “To the boat doc.”
- “I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.”
- “What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.”
- “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.”
- “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.”
- “My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.”
- “What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!”
- Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
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How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
- “How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.”
- “How did Harry Potter get down the hill?” “Walking. JK! Rowling.”
- “I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.”
- When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.